Loc-Nar Never Stood a Chance

Image from South Park’s satire of Heavy Metal (1981), titled “Major Boobage." Kenny McCormick rides on a satirical dinosaur-bird with a satirical maiden of Taarna behind him. Her boobs are on Kenny's head. They are flying in the bright, blue sky above a desert mountain landscape.

|Elizabeth Mathers| My (unknowing) introduction to Heavy Metal (1981) was South Park’s Season 12, Episode 3 “Major Boobage.” An absolutely transcendent piece of comedy. I know others also took this episode as an entry point into finding one of the greatest animated films. Heavy Metal is the gift that keeps on giving—great art,… Continue reading

Michael Clayton and Tony Gilroy’s American Conscience

A cold, lit up jumble of New York skyscrapers at night, shot from overhead, just close enough to get a hint of the activity that populates the office behind each window.

|Ryan Sanderson| Michael Clayton plays in glorious 35mm at the Trylon Cinema from Sunday, March 1st, through Tuesday, March 3rd. For tickets, showtimes, and other series information, visit trylon.org. “You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire, you build egos the size… Continue reading

The Gift That Keeps on Giving: Black Christmas and the Creative Continuum of Holiday Horror

A young woman wearing a yellow, collared shirt and dark vest looks out a door decorated with a wreath and glowing red lights.

|Andrew Neill| My first experience of cinematic horrors shattering the porcelain white purity of the holidays had to be The Nightmare Before Christmas. Six-year-old Andrew was not prepared for Santa to be kidnapped by demonic trick ‘r treaters and tortured by the Oogie Boogie Man, a sentient bag… Continue reading

The Wicker Man: The Sources for an Insular Folk Horror 

A procession of wildly dressed people weave through a Stonehenge-like structure.

|Sophie Durbin| The Wicker Man begins like a typical “everyone in this town is hiding something” crime story. Sergeant Neil Howie arrives by seaplane to the fictional Hebridean island of Summerisle to investigate the disappearance of a young girl. He discovers that the locals, who seem ordinary at first, … Continue reading

Echoes of the Past: Let’s Scare Jessica to Death and the Haunted Heroine Archetype

A headache = a brunette woman rubbing her temples with both hands

|Courtney Kowalke| Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again.

Or did I? Do you believe everything I write in these reviews? Do you take me at my word when I mention details from my life, or is there a sliver of doubt? Do you know who I am offline? When I’m not the person behind the keyboard telling you… Continue reading

Low-Down Horror :: Keep Screaming, Blacula

Blacula, a black vampire, looms over a raging fire pit with fangs and eyes highlighted in white and outlines of a cape fluttering on his sides. An assortment of smaller-sized characters with green skin and purple dress surrounds the fire, and two female characters, white with red hair on the left, and black with dark afro hair on the right, encircle the green-skinned characters. The film's title appears in bold red and white letters to the right of the image against a black background.

|Matthew Tchepikova-Treon| The following assertion is perhaps already an old saw by now, but still I think it bears repeating from time to time: The notion of “elevated horror” is pretentious AF. It’s a crass moniker meant to distinguish horror cinema’s more prestigious vendibles from… Continue reading